In a surprising move, the Senate has decided to ditch its dress code to accommodate Democratic Senator John Fetterman’s questionable fashion choices. Republican Senator Susan Collins jokingly stated that she would even wear a bikini on the Senate floor in response to Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s directive to eliminate the dress code. While Collins criticized the decision, arguing that it diminishes the institution, she acknowledged that technically she could wear a bikini if she wanted to. How classy.
This change in dress code was confirmed by Fox News Digital, after Schumer secretly sent the directive to the Senate’s sergeant at arms. This alteration will allow Fetterman to continue sporting his hoodies and gym shorts, even though it goes against the established rules. He had previously found a way to bypass the dress code by strategically voting from the doorway of the Democrat cloakroom or the side entrance, making sure his vote was recorded before making a quick exit. How convenient.
Unsurprisingly, conservatives were quick to criticize Fetterman for this special treatment, suggesting that the change was made solely to appease him. It seems like the rules only apply to some and not others. Just another day in politics.
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